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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


legokiller666legokiller666

Rated 5 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

Definate 5!!!!

The music makes me laugh, the story line makes me laught, JESUS MADE ME DIE BUT IT FECKING ROCKS!!!! THIS ROCKS!!!!!!!



MappyTheKlownMappyTheKlown

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

Awesome.

Castlevania 2 rules, not to mention the music. A band called "Minibosses" covered some music from Castlevania and Castlevania 2. They did a damn well good job. This was a great game you made up.


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MadexMadex

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

GREAT GAME!!!

Made me laugh! Congrtulations. BTW, the secret key is Backspace.


Mockery responds:

Hahah, damn that's mean lying to them about what the secret key is! I approve!

In all seriousness though, thanks for the comments on the game. We're glad it's giving people lots of chuckles.


GunPantherGunPanther

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

Now that's what I call blasphemy!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! No fellas...... You're not going to Hell...... You're going to stay right where you are. The people that worship God and call you blasphemous? They're just full of hot air. I see worshipping God (or even Satan) as a total waste of time. I've summed up what worshipping these top 2 religious icons is all about. Satan tries to pull this bullshit: "Worship me, and I'll give you ALL that your heart desires and you will have fun for eternity!" God says this bullshit: "Worship me, and you won't go to Hell! Instead you'll go to Heaven, and be in everlasting paradise!" So, If I want to have fun now, I'll go to Hell later. But If I decide to be decent, I'll go to Heaven when I die? Both of these icons are trying to bribe humanity into worshipping them! I'll have no part of it. I need to go shooting now. ;-) BTW, Satan and God are both pussies. nyah nyah


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dasilodavidasilodavi

Rated 4 / 5 stars August 1, 2001

Not bad

I'm sure I would've liked it more if I got my hands on the old Castlevania. My loss. But oh well, this is still cool.


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