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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

jesus wooped my ass

i love this game! It kicks ass. Stupid priest should have healed me, since he didnt. I kicked his ass!This game rocks!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Well, Jumping is a bit hard to do...There's no mid-air whipping. Eventhough, I got one or two laughs...So, I have to give it my approval. Oh...the secret key doesn't give me a secret item...but, it's a very nice surprise.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty good

But damn, it's too hard to jump across that drop when you're fighting jesus. I quit cause i kept falling every time i tried to jump. And why can't you use the whip in midair? Is it impossible to program or something?

Well it was a good game either way. Pretty funny.


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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


it just proves that if a priest talks shit about you, you have to kick his ass.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Woah! This is sooo good! You actually have to think about the second battle, and the controls are lovely. Very well thought game, congrats!