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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was great.

I actually beat Jesus (the fair way). I kept on jumping just before the bombs blew, and whipped him twice when he came down. Kept doing this. Screwed up a couple times, and finished with only one health tick! Oh, it took me like 5,6 times to beat Jesus, too. Yes, I am a Christain, but I have a sense of humor. There are some super-religious ones that stereo-type us, but we are not all like that. How ever, I am offended by what Gun Panther said. He can kiss my fucking ass.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

God does have a sick since of humor.

The game kicked ass that secret item is strange you should have made it into a boss.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

ahhah excellent!

I don't think I've ever rated a game on newgrounds this high..... the script and codeing behind it must have taken forever!!! this is an EXCELLENT job... absolutely FLAWLESS!!!! Can you please respond to my review and tell me how long this took to make??? Jesus kicked my ass... I can imagine that some religious people will get pissed at you for this ehhehe idiots!!! well good job... what are you gonna make next?

Mockery responds:

Thanks a lot for the high ratings 'n what not, we really appreciate it!

We're still deciding on what game we'll be making next, but we intend to make each game we do better than the last.

To answer your question, this game took about 4 months for us to do. We originally were doing it in Flash 4, but it wasn't working the way we wanted it to, so we started over from SCRATCH and did it in flash 5. And we still had to beta-test the hell out of it before we were finally able to release it.

We're just glad that it's finally done and now everyone can play it. =P

p.s.: Jesus kicks a lot of ass in this game, you just gotta watch for his pattern and then you can kill him when he's vulnerable. Not getting hit by the bombs and/or falling in the water can be tricky though! Good luck!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

jesus wooped my ass

i love this game! It kicks ass. Stupid priest should have healed me, since he didnt. I kicked his ass!This game rocks!


Rated 3 / 5 stars


Well, Jumping is a bit hard to do...There's no mid-air whipping. Eventhough, I got one or two laughs...So, I have to give it my approval. Oh...the secret key doesn't give me a secret item...but, it's a very nice surprise.