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Castlevania Priest Battle

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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Incredible, indistinguishable from the original!

I had just been playing the actual NES rom of this a week ago, and this looks JUST LIKE IT. The sounds and everything are very authentic, and I loved it. But I thought it was kind of boring, and the priest's best line shouldn't have been ripped straight from Vampire Slayer (a mod for Half-Life that used to be totally kick ass, until the latest release). But others I'm sure will enjoy it. And I beat the thing, but didn't find anything about a secret key. Help...? Oh well, I'll just try them all.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


man dat was badass!!! i applaud u!!! im a bi fan of da classic casslvaias and dat was just.....jsut bad ass!!!! good job! have a nice day : )


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

It was really grande except....

Well god sais "ask me to forgive you or pay the price" or something and also when i was fighting god i right clicked and hit play and it skipped the battle to where i beat him which was kinda dull this is the second game ive been able to cheat on well anyhow hope you get to fixing it


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was great. I laughed all the way throught the game. I didnt think Jesus was that hard. The only thing i can whine about is that the controls for your character were somewhat touchy. Other than that, this was excellent.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

it took a while

well i whooped the priest's ass and then i fought jesus and after many tries i finally beat him and guess what? i didn't even have to jump!