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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


retbuyretbuy

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

good game

that, was a really good game. i give it a 5. btw, the secret button is..yeah right! figure it out yourself!!*



look072look072

Rated 3 / 5 stars

god game butt...

whats the secret button i beat the game it didnt tell me at all so i tried pushing all the buttons that didnt work.. what the hell?



Drug-SeXDrug-SeX

Rated 3 / 5 stars

You offensive bastard

I liked the games and castlevania 2 does kick ass but fighting Jesus? For god's sake that damn cruel to my religion! Well good job....sorta



SharksterSharkster

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This was the most kick ass game I have played.

Hey this game kicks ass. Jesus was hard as hell to beat but he got screwed by God at the end. And the secret button is- hey I'll let you find that out. *



DemonManDemonMan

Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice.

well being a huge fan of the Castlevania games, this was great. You should submit this to the castlevania dungeon (biggest castlevania site)