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Jul 31, 2001 | 11:08 PM EDT
  • Daily Feature August 2, 2001

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Author Comments

In the NES game parody of ours, Simon is back in town after killing Dracula in Castlevania 2... but now he finds that the priest won't even restore his health! It's quite obvious that this shit-talkin' priest needs to be taught a lesson or two!

Controls are:
Z = Jump
X = Whip
Click or Spacebar = Start

(if you have problems controlling the character, just click on the game and the problem will resolve itself

And don't forget to return to town after you beat the game, because there's a "Secret Button" on your keyboard that you'll DEFINITELY want to push while you're in town! >:) You WILL need to CLOSE THE WINDOW and re-open the game to return to town just so you know. And you DON'T have to beat the game to access the secret item, but isn't it more fun to save it for last? And it doesn't tell you what the secret button is, you gotta figure out that for yourself! ;)

Enjoy the blasphemy of Priest Battle!
If you want to play it without the newgrounds pop-up ads or download it, you can get it at:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Castlevania

Reviews


Super640Super640

Rated 2 / 5 stars

secret battle

its too easy just rapidly press "x" :/



EvilspidercatEvilspidercat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOL! RETRO FTW!

and Enimorese, wtf? Are you retarded. It's retro nintendo graphics you fucktard.
this was kickass game.



hahajejejehahajejeje

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I s Good one boy

Excellent game,but not enoufh ,but is still bein great!!



KheriosKherios

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Fun but kinda frustrating.

Press the * on numpad while in town.

This jumping is what pisses me of so badly. It has to be perect. I can't even kill jesus half way cause I keep missing the jump that looks easy but it's not.


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IngarkTulkasIngarkTulkas

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny!!

Slaves!??!?!?!?!?! Hahaha Jesucks rulez!!