Calderbanks problems with having no arms are behind him, but so to is his ability to walk
Now, with help from his friends, and a couple of mysterious strangers, he's back on the move again... and heading straight for trouble!
Thanks to Kan0 and Mr_Gobi for some catalogue artwork.
Calderbank do you call yourself a man?
I’ve seen less pathetic things, sleeping in a pram,
Your practically a torso, just a lump of flesh and bone.
Or maybe I’m wrong and your made out of foam.
Love him, we love him!
Even though he has no legs at all,
Love him, we love him!
Even though he has no legs.
Calderbank how do you move along,
You can’t wear suspenders, though you’d look good in a thong.
Can’t see why your living, no, I never will
Your face disgusts me and it makes me want to kill.
No no no no no nono no legs, no no no nonono no no legs, no no no no no no nono no legs, even though he has no legs.