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DO NOT WATCH THIS FLASH!!!
I mean, really, can it get any worse than this? now don´t get me wrong, I hate to give extremely blunt reviews, but this has to be the one million dollar question:
"HOW IN THE HELL DID THIS FLASH GOT TO BE IN THE FRONT PAGE??!!"
To be painfuly honest, I was gonna stop watching this movie after the first minute, but just to be fair and honest in my review, I beared the rest of this... "show"...
Dude, if you plan on doing a living outta this, then you´re gonna friggin starve to death, I mean... there wasn´t a single thing that I liked about this flash, except the large hooters of the girls, wich were well drawn, except the drooling bag of fertilizer, but that´s-about-it!
There was nothing original in this flash... sorry for acting like a total jackass, but I felt really unconfortable watching it...
And one last thing... you TOTALLY blew it with the Lord of the Rings gay jokes! I really really REALLY hated those stupid jokes, they were NOT funny, instead, they were disgusting, perverted, and down right HORRENDOUS!
Again, please forgive my rudeness in this review, but I just needed to break the ice and tell you, Ricky Ray, and everyone else at newgrounds what I REALLY think of this flash...
Never the less... have a nice day ;-)
Certainly Not the worst.
Your animation skills are good. Story wise. Ehh mite want some one else.
Let me say one thing Ive seen alot worse.
Its just the same thing throught the hole thing. The character personalities are the only thing I feel you have down. And you rely on there personalities laone to make this funny. Thing is it takes alot more than that. Its good you have the personalities but you need jokes that have wittyness to them. Something with a pun.
Or atleast something random. Like a family guy sorta humor. Usualy things are random but they atleast have a pun to them.
plus your joke just cant appeal to you. Soem of these jokes seem like stuff you laugh about with your friends. More of inside jokes.
Also on more thing. Some of these jokes had me chuckle i must admit. Bit Acting brought them down. If you can get the actors to give a little more heart into it your jokes will sound alot better.
but that was boring. The boobs thing.. a little too far buddy. It was just a couple having a bad fight.
I don't know where that was going. You can do great flash work and all but that was boring. It felt like it was trying to get somewhere and the jokes (or lack thereof) were rather .... dry. But over I think it needs more... it was just boring and UNI didn't sound anything like she was speaking with an asian accent. So it sounded too cheap...
whatever.. i didn't like this one. (MY OPINION)
Well atleast you got the part down with wimpy white guys and asian women. It just seems like you dont have a very good sense of humor, Im not a big fan of stuff thats supposed to be funny but in actuality it really isn't, but you do have good animating skills.
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