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My Pet Sperm

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Aug 16, 2005 | 8:41 PM EDT

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Author Comments

Ok, If this "idea" seems popular I will make it into a full game...



Rated 4 / 5 stars


People seem to be extremely dumb and do not read the authors comments!

This is an "idea" which means that it is not yet completed. The author wants you to look at it and if you like the animation and the idea then you say "Yea i think it would make a decent dubmission" or "Nah its not a great idea but you should add this and that"

But most of the fools that have reviewed have said "ZOMG not much there! Its Crap!". You're the crap ones for having the mind of a 5 year old.

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Red-Soldier = a small 3 year old button bashing his PC to create what seems like a list of words without proper punctuation. What a fool.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

what the hell is this shit?

make a sperm do tricks
yeah thats cool, oh wait, i meant boring and dumb
not funny at all
don't waste your time


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Not much there

But there's potential. Make it more of a digital pet where you actually need to take care of it instead of making it do tricks.

Oh yeah and the morning after pill doesn't kill sperm... spermicide does. The pill basically works after Mr. Sperm has already done his thang and is in the egg.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

make that full game its cool!

although feeding it is a real hassl

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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

MORE, MoRe, mOrE

Add more stuff and it'll be good. Funny concept though. I like the death.

Oh, there was a minor bug. "2" can be pressed at any time and it will work. This is not the same for "1" and "3". If you don't understand what I'm saying, press "2" multiple times in a row and you will see what I am talking about.

I hope you expand on this.

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