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Aug 14, 2005 | 1:56 PM EDT
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The 3rd episode of the For Retards series. Enjoy.



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i had a tiny bit of this the other day but i want to watch it again. and it does load?

it got to just under half way when i started playin the preloader game i came back and it wasn't moving.


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Vamp isn't called Vamp cause he's a vampire.

He's called Vamp because he seduces men and women. He is bisexual. He was supposed to be a woman at first, but was later changed to a man, but kept the name. More story; Vamp was Scott Dolph's lover, which was Fortune's, or Helena Dolph Jackson's father. Yeah. So... I rock. You suck. Weeeee :D

Oh yeah, and there is no Metal Gear 3. Look, there are five games:

Metal Gear
Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater

Yeah, and the latest three have "Solid" because they ae 3D. Thus, it's not good to confuse Metal Gear with Metal Gear Solid. No good, man. No good.

flash-hounds responds:

I can copy and paste from wikipedia, too.

Really, in general conversation would you refer to it as 'metal gear solid' or just 'metal gear'?

It's a shortned version for convenience.


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i liked it up untill the part with the x-box...DOWN WITH X-BOX, ps2 owns all!!


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*Dies From Uncontrollable Laughter*

HAHAHAH you rock dude and so did the easter eggs!~!~! whoops? did i say to much lol.