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Aug 14, 2005 | 1:56 PM EDT
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The 3rd episode of the For Retards series. Enjoy.



Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

quite funny..

Although it was funny as a whole, the bomb defusal helpline bit was hilarious.

My only real complaint is that your spelling was awful.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Awsome and the graphics improved!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Funny stuff.

Funny indeed, you had me laughin pretty hard. Sound quality kinda sucked but you could still hear.

<rant> Is it just me or did the mgs games suck?.. i mean they did make stealth games what they are, and overall the gameplay is fun, but these games had some serious problems. Take splinter cell, trade the perfect camera with the crap static one, add 3.5 hours of annoying and crapily voice acted cutscenes, add 20 chhhhheeeeeeesy-ass bosses that completely break the pseudo-realistic style plus 50 giant figting robots that attack 2 at a time and apparently have such horrible weapons systems that they cant hit a single target moving on foot, and finnaly insert one completely homosexual main charachter and some annoying female love intests... What do you get? Mgs.. Now im not saying mgs didnt have fun moments and some cool situations, i still enjoyed it, but why does this game have such a huge cult following? </rant>


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

you ****ers can make a ****ing good movie

It was okay...It wasn't as good as your halo one but the minigame was fun. The funniest parts were the end and the part with Raiden saying **** all the ****ing time! hehehehehehhehehehe! Oh well yeah you!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Frigging hilarious. Great jokes.

Voice acting was good, ideas were great. There isn't out likes of that every day