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Aug 14, 2005 | 1:56 PM EDT
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The 3rd episode of the For Retards series. Enjoy.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


wtf lol this is the randomest weirdest, and homosexual filled film i've ever seen, and i like that xD 10/10

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


The whole thing was damn hilarious. Good work on this. I love the part where Raiden breaks down and when the guard kept saying hmm? lol.

And to the guy below me, Metal Gear 2 was on Xbox. Substance. I should know because I bought it back in my Xbox dominates the PS2 days.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


About the last one, why are they playing metal gear 3 on an X-box? It's kinda only on Playstation.........

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


A Very funny a hysterical parody of MGS2. This proves Raiden is gay. Overall, another great addition to the already fucking awesome mgs parodies.

Just for the hell of it, I listened to Snake's rant.
Here it is:
Finally iv'e defeated Metal Gear,
But you must remember, YOU are and individual.
The mocking bird flies low, but the eagle saws high.
Bleach is a good substitute, but fabric softeners rock harder.
The South road cuts through main pathways. Can't you see that now?
Pepsi and Coke are the same thing. (I think they're different)
Cheese keeps you awake at night, so be thankful you're not a mouse.
Doors are there for a reason. Try to keep them closed.
Running naked through a subway is NOT a good idea.
Pies taste better on Tuesday. (Wtf?)
And the moral of the story is......BUY METAL GEAR 3.
Great flash Dude.

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flash-hounds responds:

The actual rant is about twice as long, we had the voice actor record the whole thing, and decided only to use that half of it because it dragged on for too long. Glad you liked the flash.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

He flies!

Wow. The guard going all helicopter was killer. Great work

flash-hounds responds:

That's totally our favourite sketch, too.

Cheers for the review. :)