Eulogy For: delete this dddddd

(Score at Death: 4.01/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

08/13/05 – 02/10/09


Submitted by Rodney Nelson (ineedhalp) with the following comments:

daleete

Score: 10
Minion777

"this was amazing"

date: August 13, 2005

i dont know what to say on this one....i laughed my ass off.....it was so randon..."Abraham NixoN",.....i mean come on...thats great

and i love fucking furries...nice little cameo


Score: 9
Lost-Ninja

"Really good..."

date: August 13, 2005

This was Really awsome. This is easly a (9), and would be a perfect (10) if you fixed the sound!!! The only real flaw was that some of the voices were garbled and hard to understand... BRAVO!!!


Score: 10
Fysral

"You rock!"

by: Fysral
date: August 13, 2005

No really, this has it all

Omg FLASHBACK
this is a truck
The slaughtering of innocent old men
SNAPE KILLES DUMBLEDORE
blood

FySRaL.


Score: 10
Nefo

"This movie is awesome."

by: Nefo
date: August 13, 2005

This movie is just so awesome. I love it.


Score: 10
wigsplitta6

"nice"

date: August 13, 2005

and where is "Ohhhh, you touch my tralala" from? ivw heard that b4 and now im going to die if i cant figure out what thats from


Score: 8
greymonk

"Real Good but hard to follow"

date: August 13, 2005

Was real good. Animation nice. Liked some of the music. But kind of disjointed and confusing. The fights were over way to quick.


Score: 10
0-0LOST0-0

"!!WOW!!"

date: August 13, 2005

Wot a GR movie make more


Score: 10
Haz4rD-1

"Great!!"

date: August 13, 2005

lol that was amazing, I laughed out loud when he ate one of the guys heads and said fucking faeries all the time.

-Beller


Score: 10
Mrnarcolepsy

"great"

date: August 13, 2005

That was great. except for the smiling thing that threw the truck. the smilingt thing scares me..;.....


Score: 8
Xilender

"LOL WTF"

date: August 13, 2005

What the fuck was ALL THAT ABOUT?! LOL... I couldn't make a dollar out of sence of all that shit... But it's funny as hell. Oh well, its still funny stuff. Good work.


Score: 10
Tech-Yoshi

"The nonsense I expected and enjoyed, animated"

date: August 13, 2005

Bob Dole X animated rocks and proves that many of the most nonsensical comics will still look good in an animated form.


Score: 8
Angal-the-Chupacabra

"Weird...."

date: August 13, 2005

Seriously, that had to be the most random ass thing I've seen in a while, not that it's a bad thing.
Anyways, I found it funny. Keep up the good work.


Score: 9
PoLoMiNt

"Good"

date: August 13, 2005

LEEEEROOOOYY JEEEENKIINNSS

I get nervous just thinking about those words.


Score: 7
Sam123

"Hm."

by: Sam123
date: August 13, 2005

It's pretty good, bit strange but I liked it. The animation was pretty good but I reckon you could do some work on the voicing.
Overall it was worth watching,


Score: 8
doctor-gumby

"LOL"

date: August 13, 2005

This was one seriously twisted movie. So I guess Bob Dole would like it :D Thumbs up for the Akira bits, you implemented them quite well!
You only get a 6 for sound for some annoying stops and stutters in the 1st half of the movie. Oh, and the 10 for styleis mainly for the boobs, of course...


Score: 8
ZeroWarrior

"lolol!"

date: August 13, 2005

that was confusing as crap but....LEEEEROY JEEENKINS.


Score: 9
founder2004

"Randomness"

date: August 13, 2005

Abraham Nixon and BobDolex.

Soundtrack was great, animation fluid.


Score: 8
capn-g

"ZA UARUDO!!!!"

by: capn-g
date: August 13, 2005

Unexpected and delightful.


Score: 9
CJ-4

"he he kewl"

by: CJ-4
date: August 13, 2005

that was cool i loved it especially the song floating on the ritz


Score: 10
Ultimate-Shadow

"FUCKING YES"

date: August 13, 2005

HALP IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!


Score: 10
x-icicle-x

"HOLY SHIT!"

date: August 13, 2005

OMG MAN! Those were the best graphics ive ever seen... how long did it take you to make this movie?! LEROOOOOOY, NNJENKIINSS-- the best part :D


Score: 9
c1own

"ok....."

by: c1own
date: August 13, 2005

dudet that was different from anything else i've ever scene but DAMN that was fun.


Score: 10
THECapedCaper

"FUCKING FURRIES!"

date: August 13, 2005

Halp and Bob Dole X automatically win. Kinda biased towards the fact that I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND ALL, but everything was brilliantly done. Great flash! Put it on the front page!


Score: 10
dacksimus

"Fucking awesome!"

date: August 13, 2005

Haha, this was awesome and hilarious. I loved it.


Score: 6
GWBblows

"Bob Dole....Bob Dol... Bo Do...."

date: August 13, 2005

Bob Dole Does not appreciate Bob Dole impressions that (Bob Dole) do not do very good Bob Dole representation Of Bob Dole's personality.

Where is Bob Dole's Viagra? Where is the Bob Dole fall? Where is the old sleepy Bob Dole? Where is the Bob Dole? Bob Dol? Bob Do? Bo Do? B D? B? ?

Signed Bob Dole


Score: 9
AeroHead1966

"Dole: President For Life"

date: August 13, 2005

Random graphic and thematic elements jump in from all directions, yet all fit seamlessly. Impressive.


Score: 3
Mewchu11

"It wasn't that great"

date: August 13, 2005

:/ Yeah, it coulda been a lot better if you ask me. Oh and hi by the way.

-Mewchu11


Score: 8
Mega-Spit

"Wow!"

date: August 13, 2005

Good job halp. Just screwing around the portal and found this. Pretty cool and great animation. Keep it up.


Score: 9
AcidBasick

"What the Hell?"

date: August 13, 2005

Im not sure what that was ... but it was awesome.

Keep it up.


Score: 8
raijevv

"WTF, its great! Thats an awesome flash!"

date: August 13, 2005

The animation was superbly done! Where'd you come up with these crazy ideas?

I love it, this is going to my favourites list pronto. I like the blood effects, they were well done!


Score: 10
ninja-dog

"Is this the president runner up person or..."

date: August 13, 2005

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Score: 9
triplef

"SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE"

date: August 13, 2005

*XXXPLOHSIAN*


Score: 9
Aliyen

"Amazing."

by: Aliyen
date: August 13, 2005

Ground-breaking movie. I love it that Bob Dole X is back, since I am a huge fan of the comic. Style and animation is perfect for what it is, and the humor was wonderful. (After I saw Bob Dole X trying to trip the riding guy with the long leg, I knew I was in for an awesome film.) Length is perfect and I was smiling and laughing through the whole thing, something I hardly do. True randomness at its best. I love it.


Score: 10
internetsLOL

"Fucking furries."

date: August 13, 2005

i think someone just WON THE INTERNETS


Score: 8
JeremyLokken

"noirish cartoon"

date: August 13, 2005

The ape man was funny when he started to talk. The elastic fist was great too. Good animation! Nice blood effects. Some audio mix problems, I couldn't hear Abe Nixon very well at the end. Interesting song choices too. Strange story, Dole finds a mask and follows the clue to the building. One crime fighting detective in a city of strange people, he must defeat the evil and go back to being angry at the furries. It's a noir of sorts.


Score: 10
AttackingHobo

"That was kick ass!!!"

date: August 13, 2005

w00t!!! the furries are getting ehxploahded!!!!! That was really kicka ass. To bad there was such a gap in time since the last Bob Dole Xcomick. You should continue making flashes instead of comicks, because they show Bob Dole X the way he was mant to be shown. Good job on the explosion effects too.


Score: 10
Molotov

"This is greatness."

date: August 13, 2005

It was violent and hilarous as all hell,i like the different styles of music that comes on and the funnys in here,the voice acting was pretty good also,excellent job. =)


Score: 6
commucheggy

"ok"

date: August 14, 2005

I'm not sure that could have been any more incoherent.
Oh yeah, and I was extremely disappointed that something with bob dole in the title didn't have bob dole refer to himself in third person even once.


Score: 10
MattA

"Halp rules"

by: MattA
date: August 14, 2005

that was awesome.


Score: 10
Realm-Of-Pain

"Funny!"

date: August 14, 2005

OMFG..That was so funny!


Score: 7
kakihara1

"Hehehehehe"

date: August 14, 2005

Bodom, Akira, A-Ha, Puttin on the Ritz and Bob Dole....5 things that should always be put together for a cartoon


Score: 7
NakedPanda

"good"

date: August 14, 2005

funny and very violent, but i liked it


Score: 5
VietBob

"You lost me in the first minute..."

date: August 14, 2005

Nice graphics, I just couldn't make sense of it. Perhaps if the audio were clearer and the spelling better I might have developed some clue what it was all about. The visual aspects (gore, sex) were fine, but without a clue about the story line/plot (if there was one) I quickly lost interest and shut it off. Sorry if it all came together at the end, I couldn't stay with it long enough to get there.


Score: 9
head-shot

"fantastic"

date: August 14, 2005

this was very well done.
and just crazy enough, without being too crazy.
+ i loved the akira referances.

thanks!


Score: 10
wulkar

"omg!"

by: wulkar
date: August 14, 2005

this is amazing great work. i love the take on me during the tfs fight scene. this is a master peice

fuckin faries


Score: 10
SwornEnemy

"ROFL"

date: August 14, 2005

LEEEEEEEEEEROY JENNNNNNNNNKINS!!!!!!!!!!!


Score: 10
EvilShmeee

"Hmmmm,I like it"

date: August 14, 2005

Wow,the animation was rite on but the sound was completely fucked.I like it though,its humour was quite good.keep it up


Score: 6
Faustaferi

"Alright man!"

date: August 14, 2005

Pretty gravey man! I must admit, at times i realy wanted to kick abreham nixon ion the face, wearing football boots! (soccer, the real football)!!!!!!!!!!!!


Score: 9
furbylord

"Greatest ever"

date: August 14, 2005

Bob Dole thinkes that this was fucking great and Bob Dole would like to Bob Dole Bob Dole's Bob Dole.


Score: 6
docterevil

"JUST FUNNY"

date: August 15, 2005

THEY GOT BOB DOLE BY THE BALLS ON THIS ONE


Score: 7
I-am-Maxretarted

"WHAT IS THIS?!!!!!!!!"

date: August 15, 2005

This is one of the weirdest cartoons I have ever seen in my life. Jesus Christ what the hell was going on. A lot of 80's music in that cartoon and a man with bunny ears and wheels? What in the hell? Oh well it was pretty random so I give you a "7."


Score: 6
FillInTheBlank

"Fucking furries."

date: August 15, 2005

What......the.......fuck......
What are you on?
And whatever it is.....can I have some?


Score: 4
alternative1

"Wow way to steal from okk you jerk."

date: August 16, 2005

This might have been more interesting if you had original content in there somewhere.


Score: 9
ConkertheGreat

"w00t"

date: August 16, 2005

Laughing my ass off from just the beginning. Abraham Nixon's voice is too quiet though.

Stolen? What the hell is alternative talking about?


Score: 8
Cali-Gangsta

"lol rodney"

date: August 16, 2005

motherfuckin rodney..this is way the fuck better than that shit you submitted through sean. pretty funny shit.


Score: 8
Brettmeister

"I don't know how I feel right now"

date: August 17, 2005

That movie really did mess with my head... IT'S WEIRD!
Granted I've seen weirder but they're normally poor quality animation and crap graphics where as that wasn't really.
Well done.
You ruined Harry Potter. Damn you! Not that I care. It's been ruined everywhere by someone.


Score: 6
Angelica-Winters

"Well..."

date: August 18, 2005

It was good, lots of sensless death but i couldn't hear what was being said. Don't put music with lyrics under people talking because they clash and you can't hear either. Other than that, thumbs up.


Score: 7
heliarc

"Fix the sound"

date: August 20, 2005

I see you've spent time on it but that doesnt mean its going to get a 5 with bad sound.It must have taken you a good amount of time to do this but the sound really hurt you score.Please fix it and re-submit or whatever.Im not going to crank my speakers because whenever you do that the movie always gets real loud and you know what I mean.


Score: 10
CrustClock

"WOW I LIKE IT OK JEEZ"

date: August 24, 2005

I like the fact you don't take your work as though you'd die if people didn't like it., and there's too many people on NG who take flash and the portal a if It were the 11th commandment to keep the internet serious business, good work on the animation.

ohhh you touch my tra lala.

~crust


Score: 9
zombydude

"Awesome"

date: September 15, 2005

It was very cool. I liked the A-ha music video thing, that was awesome. It also awesome because I could name all the songs you used. If I could vote higher than 5 I would vote 9 for sure.


Score: 8
brokenyard

"rodney"

date: September 16, 2005

i sit next to you in statistics.

RAHRHARHARHARAHARHAR

that movie was messed up.. good blood effects... rawr.


Score: 10
Crazed-Dude

"WTF?!"

date: December 12, 2005

That was retarded in so many ways. Good job!


Score: 10
Anenome

"XD"

date: April 8, 2006

What the F@*&! was that?! I liked it though, 'Abraham Nixon' brilliant!


Score: 10
pokemon-master1

"nwcn bhjqes dghjewb sdxcv jkhr fduisfkghvwiubrwhe?"

date: May 5, 2006

hi i have a request. where did you get that music near the end? that music rox. is it from the Audio Portal? then what is the name of it?


Score: 8
StabbityBlkMage

"LEEROY!!!! JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: May 31, 2006

Anyone killing furries and referencing Leeroy Jenkins is a GOD among men.


Score: 10
kalilamae

"I hate teh furries."

date: January 6, 2007

Leeroy Jenkins?! Awesome. Dacksimus is pretty freaky looking... the violence was very well done and the all around art style was nice. Confusing- yes. Random- yes. Favorite- YES.


Score: 10
Idokk

"you are god"

by: Idokk
date: April 7, 2007

oh lord bless us with another!


Score: 10
ESpyke

"hey"

by: ESpyke
date: June 13, 2007

I remember seeing the bob dole x comic strip you made a while back. fucking glorious! any chance you can show me where to find it again?


Score: 10
Kaazmaru

"So much win compressed into such a little space"

date: October 30, 2007

So many references. So much awesome. You are a god of whatever it is that you consider this stuff to be. All I know is that it's flawless and the internet needs more of it. And what do we get instead? Furries... fucking furries...


Score: 9
Valtane

"Pretty good."

date: October 31, 2007

That was great. Laugh out loud funny.


Score: 10
grandspelunker

"all ur shit is great"

date: December 21, 2007

and it has nice texture too