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This is Part II of my series, Blam This Piece of Crap. The Portal has been besieged by really crappy flash of late. I intend to capitalize on the retard talent by my mockumentary.

The flash stars Blammy, who is inspired by Edmund McMillen's blammed graphics that appear. The concept is, a new flash enters the portal and is blammed.

In this episode we make fun of all those terrible *OCK rips that keep flooding the portal.

I want to try to out do myself in each episode. When you see the Second New Grounds Logo, that is the BLAM worthy flash bit of which we are making fun of... then something bad happens to Blammy in the end.

A simple forumla for a fun series.

Reviews


SomeNickSomeNick

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 21, 2005

Great Movie!

Man this Flash rules! I'll be the first one to see BTPOC 4 when it comes out!

These flashes are so true. Recently I saw some flashes from the Robot Crew that were more or less of the same quality as the flashes you just made fun of! So, way to kick some backs, man! :-)

-SomeNick


PureCarnage responds:

Msn... or manm.. fuck it... drunk typing is ny my fortey... likje.. I like to drink like an indian... becauise native blood flows like wine in my whiskey.

Thanks mang.


ChAtMaNChAtMaN

Rated 5 / 5 stars October 4, 2005

You a comic genius

This movie gave me the inspiration to blamm things, both on and off newgrounds :) tnx


PureCarnage responds:

Ha!! BLAM that PIECE OF CRAP! I love blamming crap too, but do spare good flash when deserved.


mythdragonmythdragon

Rated 4 / 5 stars September 30, 2005

Well...

What can I say, first part was better because it was first... sequel are most of times capy but your is not. Well, but somehow I liked more first part I coud say that is gold version of first part, upgraded. I hope that something will change in part 3 :>


PureCarnage responds:

We'll have to see your review in 3... it did change :D


Loader2K1Loader2K1

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 17, 2005

You keep making me laugh!

I don't know what it is in your Flash cartoons that attracts me, but you've certainly made a fan out of me. Personally, I don't love or hate the Clock or Lock Crew, but I always get a good laugh at them when they're parodied.

Graphically, Blammy was the best design out of the entire cartoon. The mock Newgrounds Portal design was pretty badass and accurate, too. I roffled hard at the voice of "Cock Lock." Until now, I've never heard the monotone, robotic voices of the Clock/Lock characters sound so intentionally dirty and yet hilarious. I think Tom and Wade Fulp need to hire you for NG.


PureCarnage responds:

THanks Loader, I'm just having fun with the blam this piece of crap series, a lot of it is based off of flash on the portal that was crap but funny.


KronikSausageKronikSausage

Rated 5 / 5 stars September 14, 2005

HAHAHAHA!

I HATE clocks and locks. This was another awsome flash actually I think the flash you made making fun of clocks and locks was better then most of there flashes lol.


PureCarnage responds:

I put a little effort into it... I'd love to do some really epic flash but the 3D fills the space up fast, have to use it liberally.