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Aug 8, 2005 | 11:09 AM EDT

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WARNING: A really old and crappy game from 2005, that is probably not worth your time. Yeah, it's that bad :)

Fight against suicide bombers, babies,
aliens, hippies and many more!

Movement= Arrows
Shotgun = Uparrow
Mortar = Space

Don´t let the enemies reach the left border!

....and of course, don´t forget to visit www.exotworking.com!

Reviews


shizonishizoni

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

I think this was a lazy job



NverseMpossiblpRadoxNverseMpossiblpRadox

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Wow, how the mighty hath improved over the years. You didn't make the guy NEARLY fast enough. If you find yourself on the right side of the screen and a paratrooper falls on the left side near the edge, it's all over. Because he's not fast enough to get there in time to shoot up, and if you shoot to the side (which is with the frigging UP arrow key! That's so irritating! You should shoot UP with the UP arrow and then ostensibly the spacebar should shoot to the side, if the left and right arrow keys make him run to the left or right!) you need 2 shots to kill so it's a foregone conclusion. So I played again, and stayed on the left side of the screen: Shoot up to take care of the ones that come in on the left, and shoot horizontally to the right for the ones that come in on the right past a certain point, that way I'm not ever left in a position where I'm too far to the right to make it in time to shoot up at someone coming down on the left edge. Guess what happened. I got to level 2, and then 3, and then 4. And then his speed comes back to bite him again, but this time in an unavoidable way. Those red bombs in #4 with the aliens are WAY too fast to outrun. Oh, but that's not the fun part. After he was killed (or at least k.o.'d) by a bomb early on, aliens came and swarmed and swarmed and swarmed..... and then it announced my victory! And it announced that the next level was level 3 again, and it was hippies with flower parachutes again! And I didn't even bother shooting them. And they got to the left side and..... it announced my victory again! And it did level 3 AGAIN! And then level 4 again! And then level 3 again!

So the problem is, any way around it, either by the gameplay or the progression of the program itself, the game sucks. He's slow and also, the response time is too slow. He doesn't just move slowly, but he doesn't start going until you've been holding down the arrow key left or right for a long time, and then it's abortive at first. And there's bad programming for deciding whether you won a level and what it does after you win a level. It might be significantly better if you changed some easily changed parameters and fix the level progression bugs. Make him faster, and make him start moving right away.

But whatever, you were what, 14 when you made this, right? And as an experimental first project, at least the damn thing doesn't crash, which is probably what any program I wrote would do now, if I knew how to do it at all.


exotworking responds:

I think you spend more time on this review than I did thinking about the game mechanics back then, haha.


DOOPCdrZappBranniganDOOPCdrZappBrannigan

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Nose, I see you forgot this game and its potential. Probably you are surprised by my 5 stars rating, but this isn' t for the game' s graphics, physique or balance, the concept of the game deserve 5 stars for its originality and because the idea at the base of it is super entertaining. Come on, you did this a long time ago and surely now you are far more skilled than back in 2005 and you can get back to work on this one and make it way better. So, don' t say it is s*it, it could be great and one of your best works with improvement.

Hochachtungsvoll

Cdr. Brannigan


exotworking responds:

Haha, ok. I don't think it's very original though. Basically just a modification of space-invader-type-games. Thanks for your review Doc Zapp.


lilhambonelilhambone

Rated 3 / 5 stars

the nose

the nose haz ok stuff but not great


exotworking responds:

well, this game is shit :D


mercygamesmercygames

Rated 3 / 5 stars

it was ok

it got boring fast.. and to crackakillin, its better than anything you could do... improve on the game play, have more stuff to doo.