Strategy Guide Ep. 4

rated 4.10 / 5 stars
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Aug 7, 2005 | 1:58 PM EDT

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    Strategy Guide Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!

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Welcome to Strategy Guide, hosted by everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien Guido, and his pet cow Jorge! This time Guido takes a ride through one of the most underrated games of all time with his delusional stoner brother, Consuelo. A good time is had by all!

This episode is about 7 1/2 minutes long, so go get a snacky cake!

Sorry folks, but there are no current plans for an episode five. Yea I know, it's too bad. I actually have TONS of unreleased footage from a lost episode I'd love to compile but I don't think the interest is there anymore. I've moved on to greener pastures!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

At long last!

Wow it's been so long, I completely forgot about this series, good to see it wan't ditched.

Really good job on the new lip-synch animation and hilarious take on the BM story, but once the brother dropped in it sorta strayed from cracking jokes about the game. It still had it's funny bits though and I hope you do make more of these ones regularly.

Needle responds:

Yea, I'm still trying to work out the dynamics of how to write the optimal SG script. More video game stuff? Less family interaction? It's a crazy balancing act that I admit I haven't quite mastered. I'll do my best to improve, and thanks for watching!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

side splitter?

no, but this is generally one of the more funny things on NG. i hope to see mor episodes in the future.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


i never saw this before and i loved it maybe u can do a strategy guide for megaman bn 5

Needle responds:

Mega Man is definitely on the to-do list!


Rated 5 / 5 stars



Seriously though- awesome job as always. I can't wait to see more from you again. It has been a long time.

I luffed it. Keep up the good work, dude!

Needle responds:

YAY NEPHTHYS! I miss you :(

I may call on you again someday to revisit your Nadia character. Will you be ready?! Eh eh eh? ;) It probably won't be anytime soon so you can relax.

Don't be a stranger, yo!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

An aspirational show

At last, after waiting for what appeared to be an eternity, we finally have the elusive 'Episode 4' of the greatest series ever to grace Newgrounds. It's actually quite shocking just how desperate I got waiting for this episode, it got to the stage where I was checking every single day to see if maybe you had submitted it. And when I checked the Daily Awards today, I nearly collapsed due to a sexual urge rushing through my body; "Could it be? It can't be! It's FINALLY HERE!"

I clicked the link, still shaking with excitement, I couldn't quite believe it had been a year since the last one, I watched the older episodes nearly every week to remind me of what an awesome series this is, remembering good times. After it had finished loading, I turned the lights down, cock in hand, and watched seven and a half minutes of what can only be described as the 'fucking brilliant' viewing. I'm so glad to see you haven't lost that charm that gained such a valuable audience. This show is too funny to be described. You have very wet jokes, which are clearly "Hey, look at me, I'm a joke, laugh at my glory!!!" But you also the subtle, dry jokes "Psst, I'm a joke, laugh if you dare." An essential part of any comedy, and it's nice to see you have taken so much time over this; without your dedication, this could have easily turned out to be rubbish.

Alas! We are also treated to some of the finest artistical talent that Newgrounds has to offer, this episode yields some of the best graphics I have ever had the privilege to see. Crisp, clean and aesthetic, sexual eye candy. It's so great to see that you've made the characters do so much more, you've given them more movement, which in turn has given you the option freedom, where you can now put these characters into even funnier situations, and for that, I will shake your e-hand.

Overall, this is the most anticipated series on Newgrounds, and rightly so. Where comedy joins hand-in-hand with a great script and excellent voice actors. Where graphics and artwork are admired by so many. This series had a lot to offer and it still has a lot to offer. The bar has been raised, and it's all thanks to your brain child. Congratulations.

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Needle responds:

Sweet jeebus, this wins the award for "Best Review Evar".

I think you just raised the bar a few more notches. I'll do my best to live up to your lofty standards!