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Eulogy For: muffin

(Score at Death: 1.96/5.00)

This submission was BLAMMED by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

07/22/01 – 05/23/08


Submitted by toma with the following comments:

this is my first music video for banana yellow, unless romh vs zzt counts but according to me it doesn't. it has everything a music video needs, like britney spears and a dog humping a man's leg! yeah!

Score: 1
IVAN3162006

"it suck alot"

date: July 22, 2001

not that funny


Score: 0
mrminos

"A waste of your time and mine."

date: July 22, 2001

It's really not worth much more of my time to say much more about this crap.


Score: 3
dagger-happy

"Hmmm"

date: July 22, 2001

This man is insane - no, get away from me! He's out of control! Someone call the police! I liked Eskimo Bob, but this is a little too demented. I wouldn't mind if you had improved the drawings a little.


Score: 7
doodytheclownfan

"Muffin!"

date: July 22, 2001

That was cool! Man that guy is sick. I liked that alot make a sequel!


Score: 7
Diamonion

"That was odd"

date: August 10, 2001

Hey, I have that "my mother says I'm special" shirt too!
It's 'cause I'm so "special"!


Score: 10
shermonator

"What???"

date: August 29, 2001

I don't know what the f**k you were on when you made this but thank f**k you were on it!!!


Score: 10
Spineless-Gecko

"WTF?"

date: September 3, 2001

That was AWESOME! were u like high when u made that or something? It has no point but its funnier than hell. LMAO


Score: 2
ryantheruler

"OK, like that sucked."

date: September 10, 2001

I think you put this stuff out to see the witty remarks that Eskimo Bob fans make while eating raw fish. So I won't make one (oops, you didn't read that last sentance). Muffin [insert japanese word for sucks].(You didn't read that one either).


Score: 3
Eye

"brrrrr................... (i'm shivering)"

by: Eye
date: September 13, 2001

This is really the worst piece of crap i have seen
My iq diminished just by watching that pointless moronic movie.
ps: I"ve heard its you Straberry_Clock who did this
Tu es une merde , tu doit être disparaître. Non mais ta pas eu le goût de te frapper après avoir fait ce film?!?!?!?!?!?!

PROTECT THE ABSURD FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
L'absurde doit êttre utilisé avec intelligence


Score: 10
Cheez0

"KICK ASS!"

by: Cheez0
date: September 26, 2001

Apparently the dude be4 me sucks donkey ass. This rox!!!


Score: 1
Dedbeet

"I feel as if I just lost IQ points"

date: October 7, 2001

Random insanity... a beautiful thing. Toma is very lucky that I like stupidity. yeah... well, that's pretty much all I have to say... *cough*


Score: 10
Arcanum

"whoa...."

date: November 12, 2001

That was hilarious!


Score: 10
Riddlebox6sic6

"Muffin"

date: November 20, 2001

I Was Sad I died


Score: 10
niceday

"Crazy Genius"

date: December 24, 2001

Wow

Weird beyond belief.
This guy is one crazy genius.


Score: 2
Jeeves

"That was just stupid."

by: Jeeves
date: December 28, 2001

That wasn't funny at all, totally boring and a waste of my time. I wouldn't of known that that was the person who made eskimo bob.


Score: 7
thougar

"sacarey"

date: March 5, 2002

io nominate you for sick wierdo of the year award ok?

(just kidding)


Score: 10
cucumber-clock

"MUFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

date: August 5, 2002

You made me laugh so hard!!! You´re the greatest!!! OBEY ESKIMO BOB!!! Oh yeah, and the muffin..


Score: 5
mellychan

"mmmmm drugs"

date: May 18, 2003

what kind of drugs were you on


Score: 0
KEWB

"WTF?????????"

by: KEWB
date: August 16, 2003

This is by far the wierdest thing I have ever seen not only on NG, but anywhere. please just stick to makikng eskimo bob episodes okay?


Score: 10
Spikash007

"I love random?"

date: September 3, 2003

yes i do! i love random stuff, i can watch this movie over and over again..soooo good! soo funny! hey eskimo bob...what happened...sooo confussed...


Score: 1
sam-riddle

"ummm no"

date: January 20, 2004

couldn't hear much under the music...
Were you bored on a saturday night or something?


Score: 10
fuzzy-peach

"kick ass!"

date: January 5, 2005

this is pimpin' kick ass!


Score: 9
Drumunit

"heh heh"

date: June 3, 2005

Nice movie!


Score: 10
milinko959

"awesome job"

date: October 9, 2005

Toma is king of portal all bow down to him!


Score: 6
Cyberdevil

"Legendary"

date: December 30, 2007

Heh, a little photography combined with flash is an epic combination. Great stuff, I'll remember this! Keep it up!

-cd-


Score: 2
SpikeLeeStone

"Whoa... that wasn't good."

date: March 9, 2008

In fact, it was pretty downright awful. I'm not going to lie to you, it lacked structure of any sort, substance and just made absolutely no sense. Maybe if you had a theme, you might receive better high scores? *sigh*, but people actually voted 6-10 on this!! ... how far has our society decayed? Will anything make us laugh? I'm not saying it was trash, it but you obviously didn't try hard making it. It was a 2 day thing, TOPS, and that's all. Well.... I guess there's nothing left to say but "try harder next time", but you obviously weren't trying to make a statement, just killing some time and laughing hysterically at any and all responses you get from the people who watch this. Congratulations. You're a star, apparently. *rolls eyes* Haha.. well, I hope you found my review constructive? Whatever, right? Enjoy the rest of your weekend, man.