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Jul 27, 2005 | 11:34 PM EDT
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Programming by Tom Fulp
Art by Dan Paladin

PRESS Q TO TOGGLE QUALITY. Some users may need to toggle it to 'low'.

A = light jab
S = heavy attack
arrows = walk

Experiment with the combo system to kill as efficiently as possible. Meet dad in the bad part of town.

I submitted this 30 minutes early AS A SPECIAL TREAT.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good art but why don't you add achievments ?


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

its ok

its fun the first time u play it but the final boss is the only challege in it the normal kids just wander off after you punch them for a while until they drop dead after 5 combo's


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I liked it, but christ people.

Everybody is so just sucking Tom and Dans dicks.

Was it good? Yes.
Was it original? No.
Were the graphics good? Yes.
Were they the best ever? No.
Was it long enough? Yes, but barely.
Could you play it again? Yes.
Was it challenging? Semi.

And yet, a small, nice fun game, is #1 on the top 50. It shouldn't even be on there!

Top #100 maybe, top #150 definitely, but #1?! It seems to have gained a full star just for the authors renoun!!

People, it was good, it was fun, it was nice, but it wasn't perfect. Stop treating it so. It's a nice little game, not the best work of art ever made.

DanPaladin responds:

that's the beauty of this system. thankfully you are not as exalted as you think and cannot just put something in whatever place just because YOU think so. this score is a conglomerate of everyone's opinion, including yours, so you're going to have to get over that. enjoy!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

It coud be a bit beter,

But the style of the game.... FUCK YEA! IT WAS AWSWM


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


I liked it...beatin kids up on playgrounds! Reminds me of myself in kindergarten! Cruel humor but nice action!