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Jul 27, 2005 | 11:34 PM EDT
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Programming by Tom Fulp
Art by Dan Paladin

PRESS Q TO TOGGLE QUALITY. Some users may need to toggle it to 'low'.

A = light jab
S = heavy attack
arrows = walk

Experiment with the combo system to kill as efficiently as possible. Meet dad in the bad part of town.

I submitted this 30 minutes early AS A SPECIAL TREAT.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Why have I not reviewed this before?

No really, why? Hehe, oh well, regardless of the time this review is set, my opinion will still be the same. So to be honest, the game is awesome. It had everything in the six categories of which the Flash had.

Graphics: This message goes out to Dan, saying that I love the way you use cartoon characters, as well as you do. Can not be done as well as most people, so I liked it. I often think this when playing Alien Hominid on my GameCube.

Style: To be honest, this game was what I would like to call "stylish", sure, I have seen better style in games, but I like what I saw here.

Sound: Dustball, you rule, okay?

Violence: Ah, the main part of this review, it has the greatest violence I have ever seen in a Flash, alongside Alien Hominid. It was perfect, is all I can say.

Interactivity: Good to see there was more than just one attack and movement, there was combos and two choices of attacking.

Humor: Anyone who can't see the genius behind beating the crap out of little kids is not someone with a sense of humor.

So overall, I loved it, one of my favourite games. Not just for Flash, but altogether, it was awesome. Sunchips was rather hard, but I got there in the end!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


this game was ok. but ............. i dunno, its was just ok !


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This game should be upgraded for a console release

The combos are great. The game is a lot of fun. I'd buy it just like I did the Gamecube version of Alien Hominid if there is ever an upgraded console version released. Great work and thanks for the fun. I didn't find Chainsaw the Children to be too fantastic, but it'd be a good prologue to this game or as a mini-game.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

ITs cool

i love it i love killing little children exept sunchips


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Beat THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Made 360hit combo 1000max BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!(I was on rage on doing this)