Score: 5
"Texans..."
date: June 28, 2005
Funny flash, and it reminded me of a joke, which I will share with you for no reason (if you are from Texas, take offense, just not from me). So three guys are in a bar, a Texan, a Nebraskan, and a Coloradan. They each order a beer, but the barkeep only gives them one. They all grab for it and a genie comes out. "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but I will have to give each of you one". The Texan goes first, "I wish that there was a wall around Texas, that no one could pass across". The genie nods his head, "It is done". The Nebraskan goes next "I wish all the Texans were back in Texas". Again, the genie nods and says "It is done". The Coloradan says "Fill it with water".