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Jun 13, 2005 | 4:29 PM EDT

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What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

vote 5

Seriously, how couldnt you?


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Love it!

Clockwork orange + AIDS joke! OMG!!! Best thing ever!!!

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I try.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

and so they both died of aids

lol that was funny
what font are you using for the title page???

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

lol @ teh buttsecks

Yet another senseless funny lock short and what a great ending. =)


Rated 2 / 5 stars

what the fuck is that supposed to be?

there are soooooo many funny things u could do then parody the shittiest sex scene in a movie ever....i love clockwork orange but the sex scene sucked and theres better shit in clockwork orange that would have been hilarious such as the gang fights

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