EDIT: Compressed the audio, bitches.
Finally, after months of working we humbly bring you, Samurai Legends, Xaiouchi's Revenge.
I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, WRITE AN ABUSIVE REVIEW, I DARE YOU, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR FUCK FUCK BAABIES. SHITPANTS.
NOT!
HAHAHA, THIS PASSED JUDGEMENT IN THE FORM THAT YOU SEE IT NOW. PROOF THAT MORONS AT NEWGROUNDS VOTE 5 WITHOUT WATCHING THE WHOLE THING. Heh.
I actually kind of liked it.
The music wasn't all THAT bad, and the story genuinelly intruiged me. Well, up until the "punchline"
Music:6
Story:8 (until the "screamer")
The art was crap, but I guess it was good for a "joke" flash, so: 5
Overall: 8 (pretty good)
...UMM...
This wasnt very good at all, sorry. The music was pretty good, and I guess the introduction was pretty good, too. The whole thing didn't really have a plot, and it wasn't very good, sorry. Oh, and I kind of new something was going to try and startle me.
1/5
.frenZy.
...wasteful.
I've never rated anything with straight zeros before. No talent whatsoever, not funny, obviously enjoys wasting people's time. Don't even bother watching it, just write a bad review and get it over with. Everything about this author sucks.
Ok, this has to be THE FIRST ZERO I've ever given.
This flash was a major waste of my time. It was really slow at first, well, EXTREMELY slow, in general. It took a long time before anything happened. and after the 5 minute long boring speech thing, the single bit of 'animation' in this flash had to be less than savory. If you want to be a serious flash artist, please work on your drawing skills.
I hate you.
WTF?I hate when people who do this and I hope you hate yourself for this.For any future naive viewers who believe they're getting a cool movie,it's an April Fool's joke.There,I just saved you a few minutes of wasted time.