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We are proud to present you all with a very helpful and informative Macromedia flash animation. We hope you enjoy it, and take some of the advice carried within.
Thank you for viewing.
Misinformed
atually, recent research sugest that drugs are really healthy, as are fatty foods and sugar!
vitamins are in fact poisonous!
and school means you get less money for whatever job you end up doing.
kids, do smack and sit on your arse all day!
Yesterday, I didn't eat my greens.
OMGWTFBBQLOL!!!!11
What're you going to do, nuke the planet? That made no sense. You make no sense. Half this flash was reading boring facts. But the whole thing was so bad that it was actually funny. I might actually eat my greens tomorrow... or not.
Ok....
....you guys are joking right? I've been home sick today (which is likely a result of smoking, eating cheeseburgers, and getting too much nookie) so I have a lot of time on my hands. Thus, I've been watching all your flash movies and giving them reviews. I can't decide if you guys are just making fun of preachy morons, or if you are INSANE preachy morons yourselves. Somebody throw me a frickin' bone here. If it's the former, good work....these are pretty funny. If it's the later....well, I just don't know what to say except that these are still pretty funny.
GREENS WILL MAKE YOU GROW!
This wonderful Macromedia Flash is very true. Eating your greens is very vital. If you do, you too can become strong enough to fight evil, and protect our planet from a firery fate.
~Bomber~
Eat your greens and stay healthy!
Eat your greens, stay healthy, and fight evil all at the ame time! Great educational Macromedia Flash Movie!
-~'SERIOUS'~-