The other day, Brick_Sledge told a funny tale of his antics with fire, a jar, and some gasoline, on our web forums. Daveman said that his tale should be immortalised in Flash... So here it is.
Kids, don't try this in the woods.
THE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC that I used for the title is called "O Fortuna", from
"Carmina Burana" by Carl Orff. It is also known as "Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi", or at least, that's what my MP3 of it was named.