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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Man, this was amaaazingg!! Too freaking funny. Though you should´ve used the alternate para medic voice in the actual movie lol. Keep on doing these man.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Oliolioooooooooooooooo hahahahaha
a total epic win


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very funny

Did really make me laugh, The oliolioooo i didnt like at first since it seemed so out of place but the more i watch it the more funny it becomes, what really made me laugh like a omfg laugh was a) the crab breakin the knife and b) the eye ball hangin that was just sick but in such a funny way. PLEASEEEEEEE make more mgs spoofs good ones are rare.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I liked it, and it was very hilarious.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


sheere brilliance CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!! man im never going neer the beatch again if i c another crab AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH il have 2 leaqrn CQC crab battle