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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars May 24, 2005


Man, this was amaaazingg!! Too freaking funny. Though you shouldĀ“ve used the alternate para medic voice in the actual movie lol. Keep on doing these man.


Rated 5 / 5 stars December 1, 2008


Oliolioooooooooooooooo hahahahaha
a total epic win


Rated 5 / 5 stars June 9, 2005

Very funny

Did really make me laugh, The oliolioooo i didnt like at first since it seemed so out of place but the more i watch it the more funny it becomes, what really made me laugh like a omfg laugh was a) the crab breakin the knife and b) the eye ball hangin that was just sick but in such a funny way. PLEASEEEEEEE make more mgs spoofs good ones are rare.


Rated 5 / 5 stars January 24, 2009


I liked it, and it was very hilarious.


Rated 5 / 5 stars May 29, 2005


sheere brilliance CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!! man im never going neer the beatch again if i c another crab AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH il have 2 leaqrn CQC crab battle