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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

Gimme a Break

This is total nonsense. I can't even think of giving this junk anything above 5, but I must hand it to you, the '' OLIIOLIOLIO '' stuff was ingenius. That's where the ten comes in. Good job, I suppose....We want more '' OILIOLIOLIOLIO ''! ( With less of a crappy plot )


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Dude, A bit funny.

Quite offensive really, but it isnt exactly my type.



Rated 1 / 5 stars

What is the point of this

This whole thing is pointless, i still can't imagine why so many people on ng actually like this crap. There's no humor and yet people call this funny?! You insult the Metal Gear Name. The Graphics weren't that good either. You need to get a new perspective on humour.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Random =/= Funny

I was waiting for the part where it became clever or, at least, interesting. The only reason this is a 2 and not a 0 is because the Snake voice isn't too far off.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

That was hilarious!

That was fucking hilarious!