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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.
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Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
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Reviews


LightSnakeLightSnake

Rated 1 / 5 stars

What is the point of this

This whole thing is pointless, i still can't imagine why so many people on ng actually like this crap. There's no humor and yet people call this funny?! You insult the Metal Gear Name. The Graphics weren't that good either. You need to get a new perspective on humour.



FoxbyFoxby

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Random =/= Funny

I was waiting for the part where it became clever or, at least, interesting. The only reason this is a 2 and not a 0 is because the Snake voice isn't too far off.



SecretmapperSecretmapper

Rated 0 / 5 stars

That was hilarious!

That was fucking hilarious!