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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Quit over rating this people!

It was original I'll give it that.

Not really my style of flash I guess.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

It wasnt funny: It really wasnt

i was not impressed. The graphics were a little uneasy and it was not that funny. The only good part was the end.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Gimme a Break

This is total nonsense. I can't even think of giving this junk anything above 5, but I must hand it to you, the '' OLIIOLIOLIO '' stuff was ingenius. That's where the ten comes in. Good job, I suppose....We want more '' OILIOLIOLIOLIO ''! ( With less of a crappy plot )


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Dude, A bit funny.

Quite offensive really, but it isnt exactly my type.



Rated 1 / 5 stars

What is the point of this

This whole thing is pointless, i still can't imagine why so many people on ng actually like this crap. There's no humor and yet people call this funny?! You insult the Metal Gear Name. The Graphics weren't that good either. You need to get a new perspective on humour.