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MGS 3: Crab Battle

rated 4.36 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 24, 2005
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  • Weekly 4th Place May 25, 2005

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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

hmm.. not so great

It's cheap, totally unrealistic and extremely stupid yet I'm not laughing! Maybe it's because I'm completely confused by all the 'oliolio'ing or something...


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Sorry. but this wasn't that good...

Normally I score high, but I'm sorry I just couldn't find this funny except when he first encounters the Crab. The Actual Crab Battle was way overdone, and just wasn't funny at all.

The Graphics were good, and the style was well done until the "Olilololoooo" thing happened, sorry but randomness just isn't as funny as everyone else thinks. The sound was ok, but the looping dropped sometimes, the Violence was great, loved the Eye ball popping out, but the Humor was Dry.

I mean, I like your other submissions alot, some of them are my Favorites here, but I think this one is a big let down, and really overall isn't as great as everyone makes it out to be.

Sorry, hope you make more Flash but something better than this.


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

well not that good in my opinion

it was somewhat funny but idk i just did not find it too funny, more of annoying but then again thats just my opinion, so dont be going on and saying this is a bad review, i just did not like the humor. (even thought people are going to do it anyways )


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

crab battle!

that was funny keep em coming.. olioioioio!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

>:() booo

i am a metal gear fan and all what i can say iit wasnt so funy.sory but it actualy was a bit funny :)