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MGS 3: Crab Battle

rated 4.36 / 5 stars
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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 24, 2005
  • Daily Feature May 25, 2005
  • Weekly 4th Place May 25, 2005

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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

MGS 3: Crab Battle

well it was pretty retarded, which im not saying is particulary a bad thing, btu it was pretty messed up. the only thing i didnt like about it was the whole time you didnt seem like you were spoofing it, it was like you were acting like he was just plain stupid.. the whole repetitive crab battle announcement from snake was pretty crackhead too and i really think that shouldnt have been there, and the whole fact that snake hardly even fought back, really detracted from the flash. it would have made more sense if it was some ultra powerfull crab, but that came across as only a little bit better then normla crab and snake was just stupid. i really only found mr OLIO confusing rather then funny as well. this is a mediocre flash at best. im rather scared to check the special features actually..
oh and just so you know im not trying to flame you or say you suck or this flash sucks, i just think its not very good because it far more of an insult then any joke, yet even if it wasnt, it wasnt even very funny. nice graphics though. and that whole eyeball hanging out thing? just wrong..


Rated 2 / 5 stars

pretty bad yeah its pretty bad


Rated 2 / 5 stars

The hell???

Now, I'm probably gonna sound really dumb for this... but I have no idea who Snake is or what video game or whatever he comes from... however, I will say this: that was possibly the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
That, and the animation was pretty crappy, too.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Was it supposed to be funny?

Graphics: It was ok or should I say, it was really well done. But there is not a lot of animated parts, this is mainly easy things you did using the communication device. But for what was animated, I give a 8
Style: Your drawing style is great, the intro was cool but the jokes are really crappy. All you did was repeating Crab battle wich made no sense and the OIOIOO wich was utterly ridiculous. Better seeing that than being blind... but earing it...
Sound: Sound was great music too but when it came to what I described in style, you lost your points. It was just enough to make me angry...
Violence: Violent parts. Those were well done but that's about it... I gave a 7 because of how violent the crab was.
Humor: The crab killing snake was funny but what you put around it was enough to make me think about suicide. Now, I'm going to get caught with those pathetic jokes on my mind for a couple days.
Overall: WHY! WHY wasting talent!? WHY making something as pathetic as that? You have talent and we all know, stop making this kind of crap and do real humor! You can do it, we all know.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

I know I gave it high ranks until the overall but.

I really did like it, but seriously, that olioli crap screwed the whole thing up. I'd seriously consider removing it cuz at first it was random, but just lost its hilarity in less than a second.