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MGS 3: Crab Battle

rated 4.36 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 24, 2005
  • Daily Feature May 25, 2005
  • Weekly 4th Place May 25, 2005

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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars

good but...

well it had some good animation and great voice acting on snake and para-medic but i didnt really find it funny im a huge MGS fan and you were just making snake look like a freaking moron i mean a guy that has killed Metal Gear, Shagohod, took down airplanes, helicopters, thoughts of guard, guard dogs (Metal Gear), and so much more... there for the fact that he was just freakin killed by a damn crap didnt really seem funny to me but i do have to say you have lots of talent


Rated 2 / 5 stars


ok i did see some humor in this one but....i thought it was stupid. how this is funny i don't fuckin know but having snake get killed in this one makes no sense, at least make a flash where its funny but makes sense.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

MGS 3: Crab Battle

well it was pretty retarded, which im not saying is particulary a bad thing, btu it was pretty messed up. the only thing i didnt like about it was the whole time you didnt seem like you were spoofing it, it was like you were acting like he was just plain stupid.. the whole repetitive crab battle announcement from snake was pretty crackhead too and i really think that shouldnt have been there, and the whole fact that snake hardly even fought back, really detracted from the flash. it would have made more sense if it was some ultra powerfull crab, but that came across as only a little bit better then normla crab and snake was just stupid. i really only found mr OLIO confusing rather then funny as well. this is a mediocre flash at best. im rather scared to check the special features actually..
oh and just so you know im not trying to flame you or say you suck or this flash sucks, i just think its not very good because it far more of an insult then any joke, yet even if it wasnt, it wasnt even very funny. nice graphics though. and that whole eyeball hanging out thing? just wrong..


Rated 2 / 5 stars

pretty bad yeah its pretty bad


Rated 2 / 5 stars

The hell???

Now, I'm probably gonna sound really dumb for this... but I have no idea who Snake is or what video game or whatever he comes from... however, I will say this: that was possibly the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
That, and the animation was pretty crappy, too.