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Reviews


His-Lord-UberdudeHis-Lord-Uberdude

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Gross.

Some violent movies are funny. But this one......just....grossed me out.
4/10.



littlerudi08043littlerudi08043

Rated 2 / 5 stars

extremely stupid

Sound: The voice snake was quite impressive, as it did portray the same gruff machismo as snake in the metal gear games. And the para medic was ok too.

Humor: The humor however could've been much better than what it was. It was just random nonsense just there for the sake of being random nonsense. If I want random nonsense I'll watch Family Guy, at least that show makes it a little witty in it's presentation. The humor here was less than nothing. The creators just used pure randomness and swear words to elbow you in the gut trying to get a chuckle out.

Violence: The violence was pretty good and gruesome just the way a cartoon of this absurd nature should be. the eyeball missing was a nice touch, but one question: if snake stabbed both his arms how can he use a knife? that's a serious Uwe Boll right there.

Graphics: The graphics were ok, not the best I've seen but they were tolerable.

Overall if you like graphics and violence this is for you. The dialouge is really stupid and so is the humor which by no way makes it funny. if you want humor don't look here you will just be sourly dissappointed.



flonne1flonne1

Rated 2 / 5 stars

hmmmmmmmm

it had its moments but i dident really find it very funny though nice try



Sancho8588Sancho8588

Rated 2 / 5 stars

good but...

well it had some good animation and great voice acting on snake and para-medic but i didnt really find it funny im a huge MGS fan and you were just making snake look like a freaking moron i mean a guy that has killed Metal Gear, Shagohod, took down airplanes, helicopters, thoughts of guard, guard dogs (Metal Gear), and so much more... there for the fact that he was just freakin killed by a damn crap didnt really seem funny to me but i do have to say you have lots of talent



rfw-hellraiser666rfw-hellraiser666

Rated 2 / 5 stars

wtf?

ok i did see some humor in this one but....i thought it was stupid. how this is funny i don't fuckin know but having snake get killed in this one makes no sense, at least make a flash where its funny but makes sense.