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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.
Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle
Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.
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Sorry, for me it is a piece of crab/p... Not funny, stupid jokes, irritating OLIOLI guy... only Snake's voice is good :)
I musn't get the humor in this... perhaps because i've never played metal gear solie, or maybe because i'm not a full retard.
Anyways, it was a total waste of time, I never even snickered once, and I felt as soon as it was over that the author wasted my time.
eee it is cool^)
Some violent movies are funny. But this one......just....grossed me out.
Sound: The voice snake was quite impressive, as it did portray the same gruff machismo as snake in the metal gear games. And the para medic was ok too.
Humor: The humor however could've been much better than what it was. It was just random nonsense just there for the sake of being random nonsense. If I want random nonsense I'll watch Family Guy, at least that show makes it a little witty in it's presentation. The humor here was less than nothing. The creators just used pure randomness and swear words to elbow you in the gut trying to get a chuckle out.
Violence: The violence was pretty good and gruesome just the way a cartoon of this absurd nature should be. the eyeball missing was a nice touch, but one question: if snake stabbed both his arms how can he use a knife? that's a serious Uwe Boll right there.
Graphics: The graphics were ok, not the best I've seen but they were tolerable.
Overall if you like graphics and violence this is for you. The dialouge is really stupid and so is the humor which by no way makes it funny. if you want humor don't look here you will just be sourly dissappointed.
When Erik Myers is arrested for drunk driving, he is sentenced to Group Therapy.
A pokemon parody
After a lifetime of captivity, a goldfish finally finds freedom.
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