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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 24, 2005

Wasn't all that

Seemed promising at the begining and was vaguely funny when you introduced the crab but after that it got anoying. Like the fighting animation on the menu though


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 27, 2005


Rite, that was funny and was going fine up until the point that stupid fucker came in on the radio. it spoiled it...


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 24, 2005

its not very good...

solid snake cannot DIE! besides, crabs cant create THAT much gore anyway... world war 2!? you got this whole thing wrong.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars May 25, 2005

ummm... right....

I really think you need to work on this alot more. first of all... mgs fans would be most insulted if u made a snake eater flash and got -="JACK"=- killed by a crab. They would be even more insulted because -="JACK"=- couldent relax and was freakin out over nothing that was extremly exaggerated. other than that the voices sounded very good and the randomness made me chuckle but it really sucked. oh yea and one more thing... if you dont know the game... dont make a flash about it. in mgs 3 snake didnt even exist, if you payed attention in the game... you'd know that it was big boss, or shall we say his real name, JACK. ok? smarten up next time.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars August 25, 2009

What THA!!!!

There is NO WAY Snake is going to get killed by a Kenyan mangrove crab NO WAY you people got a lot of nerve posting this and for that SNAKE will get you but the music was good and that olliollioooo was hilarious.
and the voices were dead exact.