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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I Dont Know...

The mgs3 Paraodys are getting old for me...and this one wasnt even that good...I mean, snake can take out an army, but he cant kill a freakin crab?


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


if u really wanan see snake fighting a crab and being killed by that stupid crab then watch it


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Not funny, not intresting, and(outside of the menu) average graphics; dunno why this is getting so much attention, it's just not a good flash people


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Wasn't all that

Seemed promising at the begining and was vaguely funny when you introduced the crab but after that it got anoying. Like the fighting animation on the menu though


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Rite, that was funny and was going fine up until the point that stupid fucker came in on the radio. it spoiled it...