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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Man that was crazy. When he started flopping around with his eye hanging out screaming "Crab Battle!" I almost fell out my chair. Very funny flash good job.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Lol that was fricken hilarious


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I have to watch this about 5 times a day. If not, I can't go on.
OMG I've never seen something so funny. Seriously.
You have to make more, if not, i'll slap you.
I swear to god this is the funniest thing i've EVER seen!!!!!




Rated 5 / 5 stars


I have given out 3 or 4 5's in my two years in newgrounds and heres another one.
This was probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life!!!
Make MORE!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

You are a friggin genius

That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I loved every random-ass second of it. Even the warning at the beginning suited it. It was kinda a long load time but it was DEFINITELY worth it. OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOO