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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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The End of Big Boss

Ironically not in a hail of gunfire, but in a duel against the second most terrifying animal in existence. The first being an ostrich.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

F****** Hilarious!

David Hayter helped you right?
Is his voice, i'm sure :B


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Dude that is F*&king hilarious! You need to do more! OLIOLIO!


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I've literally saw this when it came out and after 6 years it stills makes me laugh o you crazy jamaican guy, you so crazy.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Awesome sauce

Man, that was great! I love your Snake voice, it sounds just like David Hayter! You should do more with you Snake voice :)