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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

hahaah I love this video 5/5 and a fav wall


Rated 5 / 5 stars

2 word CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Mertens is a pretty decent david hayter impersonator. Great!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Keyan manggrove Crabs freaked the CRAB BATTLE!!! profanity out of me i am so impressed by snake for taking that thing on CRAB BATTLE!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I remember when this first came out in 05. So funny and still is today!!!

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