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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another fantastic MGS movie!

Aarrrghh! Cave demon! I now have a crab phobia! LOL! That was really funny, especially when that dude hacked the codec. This is going in my favourites and will be remembered for a long time my friend.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


OLIOLIOLLIIOOOOO!!! OMG I can't belive how funny this was. Okay first off, you have to somehow manage to raise Snake's voice, while I know he's slighty soft spoken it was just a little hard to understand him without the subtitles. Other that just the voices everything else was TOO funny, my head hurts. Honestly i thought the crab was just a crab, but I guess I fell vitim to the Monty Python foible. "Its just a boony rabbit! That's what THEY said! Now look at them! A pile of bleeched bones in the sun!"

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


HHAHAHAHA thats jokes...
urr great im addin u to my fav


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Put this on the front page!!!1


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Crab battle!! "Those massive claws could tear a tank apart!"hahahah!Keep this good work up!