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MGS 3: Crab Battle

rated 4.36 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 24, 2005
  • Daily Feature May 25, 2005
  • Weekly 4th Place May 25, 2005

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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny, but it's frighteningly possible.

every year, dozens of our operatives are attacked, and terminated by these heartless cave demons. Strangely, the Olio hacker always comes into play at the exact moment the demon tries to steal the victim's soul.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Sorry, for me it is a piece of crab/p... Not funny, stupid jokes, irritating OLIOLI guy... only Snake's voice is good :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking great

that was the best you know why coz everything was so messed up and everything is crazy. but the crazy man was the best. goodly thinking takin that crazy guy =)

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Another fantastic MGS movie!

Aarrrghh! Cave demon! I now have a crab phobia! LOL! That was really funny, especially when that dude hacked the codec. This is going in my favourites and will be remembered for a long time my friend.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


OLIOLIOLLIIOOOOO!!! OMG I can't belive how funny this was. Okay first off, you have to somehow manage to raise Snake's voice, while I know he's slighty soft spoken it was just a little hard to understand him without the subtitles. Other that just the voices everything else was TOO funny, my head hurts. Honestly i thought the crab was just a crab, but I guess I fell vitim to the Monty Python foible. "Its just a boony rabbit! That's what THEY said! Now look at them! A pile of bleeched bones in the sun!"

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