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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Men that was so funny! jajajjaja keepp itt up ;)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was good!

Kudos on your snake voice that ruled! well just work on animation and you'll get better!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny, but it's frighteningly possible.

every year, dozens of our operatives are attacked, and terminated by these heartless cave demons. Strangely, the Olio hacker always comes into play at the exact moment the demon tries to steal the victim's soul.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Sorry, for me it is a piece of crab/p... Not funny, stupid jokes, irritating OLIOLI guy... only Snake's voice is good :)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking great

that was the best you know why coz everything was so messed up and everything is crazy. but the crazy man was the best. goodly thinking takin that crazy guy =)

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