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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

so hilarious

omfg funniest thing I've seen in a long time, sure made my day. The jamaican dude really tied it together. keep up the good work


Rated 5 / 5 stars




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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh Dear God

That was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thankyou


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ahhhh! Sea Spiders!

That was not a cave deamon! That, my friend was a frekin' sea spider! Evil monsters! Ugh...nasty little things.
Tastes great with butter.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Crab battle!

Yes, Devilslittlehelper is most correct. While we havent been able to pin-point the exact location of the Oli hacker, it is clear that he is most likely the one breeding theese atrocities. Weve had other instances where multiple cave demons have been seen ripping entire elephants and circus midgets apart in a matter of mere seconds. This case will be left open.