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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

"I think I've encountered some kind of cave demon" lmao Got even better when that random guy tapped into the frequency.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

How Snake lost his eye in the game was merely a cover story. This is the truth here.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This video is funny. I love Metal Gear franchise. I hope Hideo Kojima will see this. So I sended the message in twitter.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

i was just playing that game yesterday i was in a crab battle and i lost because it broke my knife