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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very funny

Did really make me laugh, The oliolioooo i didnt like at first since it seemed so out of place but the more i watch it the more funny it becomes, what really made me laugh like a omfg laugh was a) the crab breakin the knife and b) the eye ball hangin that was just sick but in such a funny way. PLEASEEEEEEE make more mgs spoofs good ones are rare.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Best Snake voice ever.

It really amplified the hilarity. Shame about Para-Medic's though.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

"arghh...Crab battle"

that was hilarious. " Snake, just stab it" *shatter* still laughing


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Man this is a great spoof!

That was halarious man! I've already showed to my friends. Great job and keep up the good work. :D


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Being such a massive fan og the MGS-series, this movie has put some of it in a bad light... but you know what? I like it. It is nothing to revelutionary or something that hasn't been done before, but it's unsually well done and made me laugh a couple of times.

The voiceover on Snake is also very well done and makes the viewer enjoy and imerse in the movie even more.

All in all: A job well done and entertaining piece of work.