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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Praise Allah for the OLIOLIOOOOOO!!

You wouldn't believe how hard I've laughed at this flash! I could barely breathe. I don't see how you and your friends came up with this. I plan on buying the shirt very soon, though I hope to see an OLIOLIO shirt someday. XD

Here's something you might find honoring! Yesterday, while with friends I'm visiting in Chicago, we went about the entire park of Six Flags yelling "CRAB BATTLE!!!" and "OLIOLIOOO!!!" at random... mainly while in the long lines and on the rides themselves. We all knew we were ticking people off like crazy. XD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

brilliant absolutly brilliant

very gud liked da oliolioo part very funni kep up da gud wrk


Rated 5 / 5 stars


good god that was ace lolololololooo


Rated 4 / 5 stars

I'm going to be saying, "*groan*.....crab battle..* all week. :)


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Nice work.

Olioliooooo! OMG, you have a sense of humor! keep on making those! By the way why didn't Snake use guns?