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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fucking Hilarious

I almost died.... I almost died!!!! It was funny as hell.. GFX could've been a little better... and fight could've been smoother...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is some funny shit right here!! i walk around every day now saying CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!! and oliolioooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

ha super kooolness

yea i loved it especially the stoned olioliolioliolioliooooo chav dude... he was kool:>


Rated 5 / 5 stars


dude that was good today at school we all did the lalilililuuuuuu in the cafeteria your are famous lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's one of the funniest things ever. The animation is great and the voice-overs are great. It's really funny and the dude sounds like Snake, I mean, if David Hayter died, he could be him!