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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is some funny shit right here!! i walk around every day now saying CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!! and oliolioooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

ha super kooolness

yea i loved it especially the stoned olioliolioliolioliooooo chav dude... he was kool:>


Rated 5 / 5 stars


dude that was good today at school we all did the lalilililuuuuuu in the cafeteria your are famous lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That's one of the funniest things ever. The animation is great and the voice-overs are great. It's really funny and the dude sounds like Snake, I mean, if David Hayter died, he could be him!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Praise Allah for the OLIOLIOOOOOO!!

You wouldn't believe how hard I've laughed at this flash! I could barely breathe. I don't see how you and your friends came up with this. I plan on buying the shirt very soon, though I hope to see an OLIOLIO shirt someday. XD

Here's something you might find honoring! Yesterday, while with friends I'm visiting in Chicago, we went about the entire park of Six Flags yelling "CRAB BATTLE!!!" and "OLIOLIOOO!!!" at random... mainly while in the long lines and on the rides themselves. We all knew we were ticking people off like crazy. XD

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