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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I can't believe anybody could say this wasn't funny. I didn't know this guy was a famous animator or whatever he is, it was just a god damn funny video. I thought it was going to be stupid when I first looked at it, but then I got into it and couldn't help but laugh my ass off. This is probably in the top five of my favourite all time videos section. You rock dude.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was the fucking shiz and pretty damn funny to arrrrgggghhhhh CRAB BATTLE


Rated 5 / 5 stars


MY FAVORITE FLASH that was AWESOME keep up the good work. It is very funny and a unique idea I LOVED IT. you should make more metal gear parodies


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking cool man

Crab battle, my god, this is good shit, fucking funny has hell!!! it hoot be a film.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fucking Hilarious

I almost died.... I almost died!!!! It was funny as hell.. GFX could've been a little better... and fight could've been smoother...

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