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MGS 3: Crab Battle

rated 4.36 / 5 stars
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Comedy - Parody

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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
  • Frontpaged May 24, 2005
  • Daily Feature May 25, 2005
  • Weekly 4th Place May 25, 2005

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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

This was funnier than team america !

This has to one off the funniest things ive ever watched on NG im a big fan of the metal gear solid games and this is just great , i nearly wet my self laughing at this . The graphics are great really very smooth and great detail and im amazed snake actually sounded like snake from the game that just made the whole thing alot better . The violence was great im a big fan off violent cartoons and this one was great it could have had just a bit more but it was very good anyway (loved the bit when snake stabbed him self in the arm) . The dialog was extreamly funny with snake just saying random stuff like "omg..its looking right at me" "itll tear me to shreds" and stuff like that very funny stuff and what was with that dude saying oollollollooo and the funniest is snake saying "crab battle !" every so often. I also liked at the end the special features u could use and the t-shirts (great !) . Well in total i give this immense cartoon 10/10 (good job dudes) :) ohh and by the way this is my first review so i know its shit but dont complain or ill eat u !! - im not joking.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


tis rox im impressed i loved it make more plz HUUYA CRAB BATTLE!!
*going bananas and screaming OLIOLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOOOOOO while doing matrix in the walls*


Rated 5 / 5 stars

at the advice of my pal

boy i sure am glad i listen to my friend sometimes, he said this toon rocked and boy did i argee after watching it. this is going into my favorites... great work!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

How can i put it.................. BEST SHIT EVER

This is like this thing that when you look at it it like looks like crap and all but then it like grts kick-ass funny and like that guy that did it is like , like................. kick ass cos he can make it, cos at like firss when i like saw it i thought that it was really MGS but it wasn't. so YOU TOTALY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I can't believe anybody could say this wasn't funny. I didn't know this guy was a famous animator or whatever he is, it was just a god damn funny video. I thought it was going to be stupid when I first looked at it, but then I got into it and couldn't help but laugh my ass off. This is probably in the top five of my favourite all time videos section. You rock dude.

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