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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was the fucking shiz and pretty damn funny to arrrrgggghhhhh CRAB BATTLE


Rated 5 / 5 stars


MY FAVORITE FLASH that was AWESOME keep up the good work. It is very funny and a unique idea I LOVED IT. you should make more metal gear parodies


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fucking cool man

Crab battle, my god, this is good shit, fucking funny has hell!!! it hoot be a film.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Fucking Hilarious

I almost died.... I almost died!!!! It was funny as hell.. GFX could've been a little better... and fight could've been smoother...

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


this is some funny shit right here!! i walk around every day now saying CRAB BATTLE!!!!!!!!! and oliolioooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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