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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh god!

I love this so much! It made me wake everyone up laughing. I know exactly where this comes from. When I saw the crab, I didnt know what it was. So I shot it. And got me some good ol crab legs. Mm mmmm.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

disturbing humour, but good

good entry, quite disturbing humour though, i like snake i dont like him dying at the end :( and the eye part looks painful... humour mixed with pain is a really strange idea, and get rid of the stupid "OLIOLILO" crap.
other than that very funny


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Pretty funny, until...

This was pretty damn funny until the yodeling idiot came in. Pointless and stupid. Would have been vastly more amusing without him.
Damn good Snake impression, though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

fuck yeah!!! this shit is hilarious, the best yet

i love how snake over reacts and basically kills himself and how he says "CRAB BATTLE" the whole time. keep it up and do more i beg!!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

ok graphics were ok. BUT U NAILED THE HUMOR!!

omg....i ust lvoed it dude, the grpahics where ok but ur humor s right on target and that is wht makes this movie a legand! . he olilolo oh thiing wa random. funny at first but after watching the movie a few times. NO as for . CRAB BATTLE!! hahahaha lmoa how did you think of that#? and ho th crab does bearly anything and snakes beat himself up . but the fucking eyeball lamo!! dude you gotta a true peice of art work here. my advise at th start all those hirrlbe images or rocks and stuff, draw the rocks urself itld be alot better.