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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


Man i love crab battle its so odd. and the crabs so cute


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Well, then...

Ok, so I watched this movie. I have seen other MGS stuff, and this was just strange. The music really annoyed me, the starting and stopping. It didn't loop smoothly. But besides that, it was funny.

BOE responds:

I could understand you being somewhat annoyed with the menu music not looping well, but all the songs in the movie were composed by Harry Gregson-William. Things like looping and abrupt stopping of audio should be an issue since the score kicks large portions of ass.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

HAHA that was so funny

Nice voice acting, haah i love how he is this big bad guy and he pusses out on a crab, excellent job keep up the good work


Rated 5 / 5 stars


man dude this is so f'n funny man, i really like it. the voice acting was perfect, the humor is crazy, and the "crab battle" echos is stuck in my head dude!, keep it up man!! good f'n work dude, peace


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

XD I loved that, can't explain why but I Laughed..

One of the most unexplainably funny clips around ^_^