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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Holy shit cant believe it's been over a decade since this was posted...still funny.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Years later still funny as hell

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Thank you Game Grumps for reminding me of this classic.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Funny even after so many years... and because of that, when I play MGS3 and I see this crab, I chuckle... and avoid getting too close.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

We do indeed defeat ourselves.

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