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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 28, 2006

The Funniest Flash I've ever seen!

This is truly one of the funniest flahes i've ever seen. Its hilarious when Snake is yelling over the COM about a little crab and everyone thinks he's crazy. Than... CRAB BATTLE!!! And I couldn't stop laughing when the Jamacian guy jacks the frequency and starts randomly yelling oliolioliooo! An awesome idea combined with hilarious comedy and just a little randomness on the side is the perfect ingrediant for an awesome flash! Keep up the great work! 5/5

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Rated 5 / 5 stars November 25, 2006


One of my favorite flashes good job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 22, 2006


that crab wooped his ass Lol funny, good job dude, make another like this.


Rated 5 / 5 stars November 21, 2006


i fucking love this parody its so fucking hilarious the first time i saw it i was laughing so hard omg then i showed all my friends and they were drying of laughter lol its still as funny as ever to this day


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars November 18, 2006


A great random Flash movie, haha, I truly love this one. I also love the "Olioli" thing XD so random