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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Funniest Flash I've ever seen!

This is truly one of the funniest flahes i've ever seen. Its hilarious when Snake is yelling over the COM about a little crab and everyone thinks he's crazy. Than... CRAB BATTLE!!! And I couldn't stop laughing when the Jamacian guy jacks the frequency and starts randomly yelling oliolioliooo! An awesome idea combined with hilarious comedy and just a little randomness on the side is the perfect ingrediant for an awesome flash! Keep up the great work! 5/5

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


One of my favorite flashes good job!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


that crab wooped his ass Lol funny, good job dude, make another like this.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i fucking love this parody its so fucking hilarious the first time i saw it i was laughing so hard omg then i showed all my friends and they were drying of laughter lol its still as funny as ever to this day


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


A great random Flash movie, haha, I truly love this one. I also love the "Olioli" thing XD so random