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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This, oh my sweet jesus, is so hilarious. How couldn't Snake kill a freakin crab!?!?!?!?!?!?! That is just, oh god, oh no. CRAB BATTLE!!!!! IT'S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME!!!!!!!!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

cool, pretty cool

nice style, i loved the humor and CRAB IS TOTALLY THE ULTIMATE NEMESIS OF SNAKE/BIG BOSS. also thornblade, this snake isn't the snake that destroyed metal gears. this is like snake who becomes big boss and he destroyed shadogod(or whatever it was) not metal gear. well i don't know but possibly B.B. destroys one in the new portable ops.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


He can destroy Metal Gear but he can't stab one insignificant crab!
Wow that was hilarious. I love your style and humour, nice one! Looking forward to seeing more of your work.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This has got to be one of the funniest MGS parodies. good graphics and nice voice acting. Very original too, Snake getting owned by a Kenyan Mangrove Crab, lol good job.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Overall, it was violent, which made it hilarious.

The whole idea of Snake getting his butt handed to him by a crab seems absurd at first but this flick makes it a laughing ordeal. I seriously thought the voice acting was great, as well as the style. Very original. Fantastic.