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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


He can destroy Metal Gear but he can't stab one insignificant crab!
Wow that was hilarious. I love your style and humour, nice one! Looking forward to seeing more of your work.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This has got to be one of the funniest MGS parodies. good graphics and nice voice acting. Very original too, Snake getting owned by a Kenyan Mangrove Crab, lol good job.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Overall, it was violent, which made it hilarious.

The whole idea of Snake getting his butt handed to him by a crab seems absurd at first but this flick makes it a laughing ordeal. I seriously thought the voice acting was great, as well as the style. Very original. Fantastic.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Like I promised

Here's that 5 I promised you on the phone. Make good use of it. Also, Turkey.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Oh gawd that was great. I was told to watch this flash because he got "OLIOLIOLIOOOOOOOO!" from that flash. He was so damn right about how funny it is.