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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

So that's how he REALLY lost his eye...

It'll make a way better plot to the sequel.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was the first thing i watgched on Newgrounds.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

You have no idea how many times I've watched this

...and honestly neither do I!

mid 2005 that is when I first saw this and I have shown it to hundreds if not thousands of people since then it is truly what you would call a viral video. I have lost count of how often with complete strangers I have just grunted RAAGH CRAB BATTLE! Broke my knife and we randomly quote it back and forth verbatim or just go OLIOLILOLIOHHHHH to complete strangers and laugh at how crazy they think I am they are right but thats beside the point CRAB BATTLE!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars




Rated 5 / 5 stars


AND THE oliolioli was hilarious

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